Buzz Cut
I think hair stylists must have a sort of 6th sense… there’s something that seems to tell them how to cut your hair. Often regardless of the instructions that come out of your mouth… it’s as if there were a recipe written on the back of your head that only they can see. Let’s face it, if you saw glowing cutting instructions on the back of someone’s head that only you and your kind could see, who would you listen to??? The gibberish running out of the persons mouth? Or the pulsating instructions emanating from the back of their head? I think the answer is obvious…
Apparently… the instructions on the back of my head say “Buzz me”.